Having a baby is a weird phenomenon. Random strangers love him so they always talk to him, look/smile at him, touch him (not a fan of that--watch out for mama bear), etc... People say the oddest things. We recently returned from a trip to Oregon and Boozie was playing on the ground on a blankie while we were in the Little Rock airport waiting for our flight. A mom and her 2 daughters were looking at him and smiling at him as they ate their McDonald's food. The mom then said, "He's big. He doesn't miss a meal." What? Do babies miss meals? Are there anorexic babies that are body-conscious? Not that I know of.
They kept talking to him and he was oblivious and just playing with his toys. Then the little girl came over to see him and at one point was telling me about the rash she gets on her thighs. Her mom wasn't really paying attention or I picture she might not have wanted her telling me that. Then the mom starts telling me a story about how they used to call the little girl "Finger Sucker" because they were at some dude's house and he was playing the guitar and the little girl fell asleep so they moved her to another room. Then they heard loud sucking and she was sucking her finger. Surely if Boozie wasn't there, I might have smiled at the family as I sat down to wait, but wouldn't have learned any of the things I learned. For better or for worse.
Today we were at Sam's and this lady in front of us said, "That's a big boy to be carrying around in that sling. I bet he loves it." "Yep, he loves it," I said. "I'm sure he does. He just loves being lazy." What? Lazy 9-month old baby? Because if he was sitting in the E. coli section of the shopping cart, he'd surely be burning calories. Or maybe if he crawled yet, I should've let him crawl around Sam's to burn calories. Makes perfect sense. I should've said, "Actually lady, he jumped in his Jump-N-Go for like an hour today. I bet it's more than you did. Now who's the lazy one?" No wonder we all grow up having issues...